you see it annoys me that the menu is functionable when logged out, that the other menu items still work. The only way i can think of is to perhaps make a module that takes control of the header and footer viewability and make the module have options to completely hide the header & toolbar and footer for certain levels much like the other modules have. Then i could just make a smart looking, unfussy intro and simple login and life would be happy once more. 

I am sure modezz could make something like header and footer visability control module and make lots of money from it on the storefront 'hint hint' @modzzz